
-Every worship song would start with the worship leader giving a shout out to himself by mentioning his/her name in the song.
-The drums would be turned up real loud.
-Turntables would be more important than acoustic guitars.
-The worship team would now include backup dancers.
-They would also have a group of people that just stood around and hung out behind the worship leader.
-Every worship song would have a killer hook sung by a woman or sampled from another worship song.
-There would be a lot more guest appearances.
-Worship leaders would be required to wear more “bling” and their wireless mics would have to be chromed or golded out.
-You would now start off your worship service with the Black Eyed Peas song….”I got a feeling…that today’s going to be a good service….”
-Kanye West would interrupt the last worship song and mention that the previous song was truly a better worship song than this one you are currently doing.
-Kanye West would then come up during announcements and apologize for what he said earlier.
-Your production team would now consist of a sound guy, a multimedia guy, a lighting guy and a pyro-technics guy.
-There would definitely be more dancing in church than there is now.
-Either Timbaland, Will-i-am, the Neptunes or P Diddy would be your music director.
-Maybe the congregation would finally show up on time for worship???
M
Posted: October 12th, 2009 under Worship.
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