-Every worship song would start with the worship leader giving a shout out to himself by mentioning his/her name in the song.

-The drums would be turned up real loud.

-Turntables would be more important than acoustic guitars.

-The worship team would now include backup dancers.

-They would also have a group of people that just stood around and hung out behind the worship leader.

-Every worship song would have a killer hook sung by a woman or sampled from another worship song.

-There would be a lot more guest appearances.

-Worship leaders would be required to wear more “bling” and their wireless mics would have to be chromed or golded out.

-You would now start off your worship service with the Black Eyed Peas song….”I got a feeling…that today’s going to be a good service….”

-Kanye West would interrupt the last worship song and mention that the previous song was truly a better worship song than this one you are currently doing.

-Kanye West would then come up during announcements and apologize for what he said earlier.

-Your production team would now consist of a sound guy, a multimedia guy, a lighting guy and a pyro-technics guy.

-There would definitely be more dancing in church than there is now.

-Either Timbaland, Will-i-am, the Neptunes or P Diddy would be your music director.

-Maybe the congregation would finally show up on time for worship???

M