I got this in my inbox today…
The Philadelphia Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Philadelphia.

For the first offense, they give you two Eagle tickets.
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

1. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Philadelphia Eagles.

2. Q. How do you keep the Philadelphia Eagles out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

3. Q . Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A. To the Eagles Stadium – they never have a touch down there!

4. Q. What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

5. Q. What’s the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar Bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

6. Q. How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

7. Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

….that’s how we Philly Fans Roll!