Ok, here’s the deal…I like Football a lot. Infact, my buddy Mike Norcio said that I usually put some kind of football reference in my Sunday messages. I’m trying not to do that all the time, but I seem to like talking about the NFL. It wasn’t always that way. Growing up I didn’t watch it much at all. Of course growing up in South Jersey, I would always follow Philly sports. I remember the days of Randall Cunningham and the Gang Green Defense (with the late, great Reggie White). I remember some horrible season as well (Rich Kotite and Ray Rhodes eras). I can’t remember a Super Bowl win….oh wait…we never got one of those, that’s why! But I’m a die hard Philly fan to the end.
I’ve decided that I’m going to put my football rants in my blog. Hey, it’s my blog and I can do it if I want, but of course you can decide not to read it. Either way, Here we go…
My Football Rant:

I’m going to break down each NFL team and my unabridged thoughts on them (wow…I feel like Terry Bradshaw for a sec) I stole the team order from a Football site, but it’s not too off:
1. New York Giants: As much as I hate the G-MEN, I have to give them props. They truly look unbeatable. Could this be the start of another dynasty?
2. Tennessee Titans: On Sunday, I chose to watch the Titans live and recorded the Eagles’ game. I have to say the Titans looked exposed. I also know that Jeff Fisher is a very smart coach. I would be very surprised if that happens again…especially against the Lions this week.
3. Pittsburgh Steelers: Big Ben is up and down this year…but man, Troy Polamalu is so good!! Did you ever notice how many times he does the “Father, Son, Holy Spirit” Catholic thing during games?
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Verdict is out on this team. Can they make it deep into the playoffs? Will John Gruden’s head ever explode? Will Jeff Garcia ever give up?
5. New York Jets: Perfect example of how a great quarterback on the right team can reap wins! These guys look really good.
6. Dallas Cowboys: Is it because T.O. is the mortal enemy of an Eagles’ fan or is everyone sick of his stinkin attitude? I mean my kids act better when they don’t get their way, then he does. I guess he’s happy about last Sunday….although that deep catch (and throw) were sweet.
7. Carolina Panthers: These guys were supposed to stink. The Eagles have their 1st round draft pick for 2009. I guess it’s going to be a low one this year. Man
8. Washington Redskins: Jim Zorn is the man. Clinton Portis is the man. Jason Taylor is not.
9. Indianapolis Colts: Its official, they guys will always be good, even when they are bad. I really like Tony Dungy. Class Act Coach.
10. Arizona Cardinals: I’m happy for Kurt Warner. I wish they would send over one of those beasts of a receiver to Philly…..please. Also, please don’t hurt us too much this Thanksgiving night. I want to enjoy the holidays!!
11. Minnesota Vikings: Can you image what this team might look like with McNabb as the quarterback? Could be a serious thing come 2009…I know Brad Childress would do it in a heartbeat. Adrian Peterson can be McNabb’s Westbrook.
12. New England Patriots: Man, can these guys ever suck? I guess Matt Cassell is the real deal…but what happens when Brady comes back? Who’s the Quarterback then?
13. Atlanta Falcons: I’m truly happy for this team, Matt Ryan, Mike Smith and the city of Atlanta. After those crazy, stupid, dumb actions of Mr. Michael Vick, they all deserve to win and play well. Great turnaround…now teach Detroit how you did it!
14. Baltimore Ravens: No comment. I hate this team this week! Although I do love John Harbaugh (ex-Philly special teams coach).
15. Chicago Bears: Could McNabb find his way to this team and play in his hometown? I would love to see McNabb happy. Plus I think Lovie Smith might love it also.
16. Miami Dolphins: Ricky Williams playing well, not high AND staying on the team, is this too good to be true? Plus how many times can they unleash the Wild Cat formation?
17. New Orleans Saints: They did it last night. They really never seem to be out of the playoff race as long as they have “Magic Brees” playing quarterback. Wow. did I just create a nick name?
18. Green Bay Packers: Not 100% sure that the Farve deal worked out in their favor? See # 5 above…
19. Denver Broncos: Huh? What happened to this team? Losing to the Raiders…whoa
20. Buffalo Bills: I heard people say these guys were going to go deep into the playoffs? Not sure if they got all the pieces yet?
21. Philadelphia Eagles: No Comment! BOOOOOOOOO
22. San Diego Chargers: This team blows me away. What’s going on with LT? I think Norv’s days may be ticking by! Or is this all Shawn Merriman’s fault?
23. Jacksonville Jaguars: If these guys miss the playoffs, are Jack Del Rio’s days in Jacksonville over? I think so…
24. Houston Texans: Can they really win deep when they play in the same division as the Colts and Titans?…wait….wait for it…the answer’s coming…. NO!
25. Cleveland Browns: Team looks good on paper but bad on the field? Is Brady Quinn a bust or just a victim of a finger problem? (Ask Tony Romo for advice)
26. Oakland Raiders: Not only do I think Al Davis needs to fire himself (can that happen?) but he seriously scares me when he does press conferences. Yikes!
27. Seattle Seahawks: Poor Mike Holmgren, is this the way he wanted to off into the sunset? If I were him, I would run….run real fast towards the sunset!
28. San Francisco 49ers: I like Mike Singletary. I hope he stays on as the head coach into 2009. I love his attitude.
29. Cincinnati Bengals: TJ Whosyourmoma is the man. Is Chad Johnson awake or busy making up nick names?
30. Kansas City Chiefs: Why in the world did they not trade Anthony Gonzalez? Give the guy a chance to retire with a team that is atleast some what good (hint…the Eagles).
31. St. Louis Rams: Who wants to coach these guys next year? The “2nd to Worst Show on Turf”. (see below for 1st place)
32. Detroit Lions: Wow…it’s bad in Detroit. Seriously how do fans even bring themselves to want to go to the games? Are they giving away the tickets? Does each ticket come with a free Big Mac and fries? Is attending games considered community service? Maybe they are all fans of the other teams playing the Lions? What is the score going to look like on Thanksgiving when they play a fired up Titans team? Please dear Jesus, help the Detroit Lions win ONE game this year. (on a side note, if you want to send Calvin Johnson over to the Eagles, we will take him and send you McNabb, LJ Smith, Reggie Brown, the Philly Cheerleaders and a couple of Cheesesteaks. That’s got to help next year…right?)
There! It’s out and I feel alot better. Ok..now it’s your turn…Send me your Comments! I’m ready!
Posted: November 25th, 2008 under Sports.
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